Chet - DO NOT GAMBLE MY PENSION

Don't worry all - CTU will do everything in our power to make sure that Chet Culver does not touch our pensions. Gambling our money is not an option! If Chet had taken the Series 7 exam he should know that money managers go for THE GREATEST RETURN! This is how everyone in the world invests. This is my retirement account! I will not let you get your hands on it Chet! Mark my words!!!

Ted Sporer really wooped

Ted Sporer really used my strangle technique on Jerry Crawford this weekend on Insiders with John Bachman! I was impressed - Did anyone see it? JB

The truth is out there...

I'm looking for inside information to the CIETC scandal and any deepthroats out there to give me updates on how the FBI, DCI, and Justice Department investigations are proceeding. I believe we are going to uncover some more surprises here at CTU.

Jack Bauer Iowa Office Now Open!!!

I along with all of the other potential 08ers have opened up an Iowa office!!! I will begin hiring a staff so tell all of your friends with extensive military covert op experience to send me their resume. I look forward to integrating my CTU staff with Iowa. They love the Grimes sweet corn!